Saturday, 23 June 2012

day three

i am there already.the dearth of ideas to write about.so i picked up this topic from the list wordpress put up on the dashboard for consideration.
10 things i am absolutely sure about :
1.women are a different species.i mean,we women are a different species.period.men resemble women in tons of things just as chimpanzees resemble men.evolution concept.period.
2.there is no way rakhi sawant can be cured because no body knows what that disease is.they should start researching on it though.its spreading.
3.love definitely does not mean "never having to say you are sorry " (quote by jenny in Erich Segal's love story ).if you wake me up from sleep, love or no love,you gotta be sorry.really really sorry.
4.most people especially those who loved the movies matrix,inception,shutter island etc have not understood these movie entirely.but these movies are intellectually stimulating that is why these are their favourites.but if they are asked to explain it scene by scene concept by concept,they would stutter for sure.same applies to rocket science,psychology and girl friends.
5.the world needs mother Teresa and similar people.as much as it needs water and food.children without childhood on streets/during wars/orphaned by natural disasters makes me wonder how many of us actually care beyond signing facebook petitions,writing essays and blaming politicians for the mess.the answer makes me even more cynical.cycle repeat.
6.we are obsessed with lives of celebrities.as if they are extra terrestrials.but why ???
7.if we actually do start a civilisation on moon,it wont be romantic any more to look at the moon/write poems/sing songs/make promises to your beloved involving the moon.imagine doing all this with sharma jee's house.moon is romantic because its unreachable,intangible.once people start living/shopping/cooking there,it's as good as sharma jee's two storeyed,clothes -drying- on- the terrace ,yellow-brown house.none of us want that.not even those grey-haired scientists working on "civilisation on moon " projects.somebody kill those projects please.
8.coffee plus rains plus books make an awesome threesome.only in movies though.i never understand how to focus on all three at one go.
9.chetan bhagat should try new genres now.no,his books are not inspiring at all.there is a big difference between how he visualises his work/importance and how we readers perceive him.he needs to be guided so much.his one liners are great though.
10.nokia hand sets are the best.at least for ones like me who use cell phones for just making calls and sending texts.given the amount of assault my phone has gracefully endured in the past three yrs, i am beginning to wonder what goes in the making of these almost bullet proof handsets.these companies should try using similar techniques on normal guys and turn them into assault proof marriageable men.great idea ..awesome market..i am telling ya!!

5 comments:

  1. this is legen - wait for it - dary!! Legendary :D

    1 3 4 & 10... rock on!!! :D

    great work!!! you and your sense of humour have got a long way to go!! :D <3

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  2. wow harsha.....
    hats off!!!
    all of'em were gr8 specially 2,5 and 8... the same thing happens wid me wen ppl ask me to have chatni, ghi, achaar, papad n salad with khichdi.... cudn't get on wat to focus...:P

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  3. Now, those grey-haired scientists working on "civilization on moon " will surely think over on your suggestions!!

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